E-tard of the Year

Just a short post today as last nights poker was a breakeven not a lot to talk about kind of affair.

This piece of etardiness is so bad I'm almost hoping I'm wrong as nobody should be as thick as this! I was complaining last night on the chat that my 7 key was sticking and though it was annoying, I decided I'd see if it was still a problem today before getting really hacked off and taking it back to the shop.Well I switched on my laptop today and was overrun by 777777.I even renamed my explorer icon "7777777777" and managed to leave my 7 key looking lopsided after prising it out with a knife and messing around enough to break the wee plastic bit.

Eventually I decided to dig out the instructions from my poker cupboard, which was when I noticed the cordless keyboard I bought lying facedown in the corner on top of a pile of junk.Yes it was facedown and that pile of junk was clever enough to be depressing the 7 key and nearly causing me to turn purple with laptop rage.Doh!

Ok I'm off to the tables for a wee game.It'll be nice to be able to vary my betting tonight and not have to bet in units of feckin' 7...

( btw if I'm wrong and 7-itis returns this post gets deleted!)