Just IMO....looooooooooool

My bankroll has hovered around the $1.1k mark since my last post.Up a bit on Party and down a bit on Stars.On Stars I even played some micro-stake cash games ( $12.50 buy-in 6 max) and I quite enjoyed the change from the push/fold nature of the sit and go games I usually play.I managed to build up my stack to a few buy-ins across two tables before losing a couple of set over set hands and one where I overplayed Aces against yet another set.I took my $7 profit and ran!

I wrote the above the other day before I hit the felt last night.I only played 11 games on Party, but managed a few wins and I'm now less than $20 from having the $440 I need at Party to play the $22's with 20 buy-ins.

I've also been playing a ton of Call of Duty as usual and have managed to get my sub-account KDR( kills to deaths ratio) up to 1.25 which I'm quite pleased with.Most of those kills are probably from well placed claymore mines to be fair!

I expect my KDR to dip after scoring some fine herbals last week.The good news is that I've stuck to my no smoking before a working day plan and as a result getting up in the morning hasn't been as tough as it used to be.I'm still on a back to work plan which at the moment means 5 hrs on a Mon,Wed and Fri.

Hmmm,I don't know why I read the Daily Mail and Guardian online as they both piss me off!From the "everything is going to give you cancer " crap in the Mail to the some of the pathetic feminist guff in the Guardian.Mind you, the recent "not enough lesbians on tv" piece* and their chief man hater announcing she was actually a Snoop Dog fan did attract some fine comments.

* If you're a male reader and you're nodding your head in agreement then sadly they mean the Judy from Cell Block H type of lesbian!

The Mail story about Jeremy Clarkson "outraging" Top Gear viewers ( he mentioned something about burkhas in last weeks show ) was pathetic because the article then went on to say that seven people had actually complained to the BBC.That's seven people from over six million viewers! No doubt the Mail were hoping most of their readers would be just as upset and offended ,giving them licence to run story after pathetic story on the subject much as they did with the Jonathon Ross/Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs story last year.

On a more serious note the hand wringing piece in the Guardian by Blake Morrison about child killer and child porn downloader John Venables which suggested Venables is simply a "confused young man who desperately needs help" really twisted my melon too.What he desperately needs is to be locked up for a very very long time.

I think I need a nicotine hit as other more minor things are coming into my head that also annoy me! With the football season approaching, pundits who talk about "the Gerrards,Lampards,Beckhams" etc piss me off.There is only one of each player ffs!

Of course if all of the above was written on a forum I'd have to add "imo" ( in my opinion) because despite the fact that I wrote and posted it, there may still be doubts about who exactly holds that particular opinion! Did that get a lol? ( laugh out loud) Ok,but it better not be a loooooooool as what the fuck does "laugh out out out out out out out out loud" mean?!

Ok,thanks for reading todays grumpy thoughts!

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