Bad Beats:The Movie

I was going to do some editing and add this to my 1000th post, but I reckon it deserves a post of it's own.Big thanks to Wee Gem for posting this in my comments section.

Assumes deep Cinematic voiceover tone.."First he made your eyes bleed and now he's starting on your ears...It's the Oscar nominated true story of one mans battle with the Stars and Party poker Random Number Generator... Littleacornman:The Bad Beat Movie".