Smashing night

Woke up this morning to find someone has thrown something at my living room window and shattered the outside pane of the double glazing.I heard a noise about 2am, but my hall lightbulb had fallen out the previous night and in my half asleep state I assumed it was that again.When my tennant was in my flat I had to pay for new glass in 2005 and I have a feeling he had problems with the local neds/chavs.So much for the area being quieter than I remember!

It's not the end of the world though.My buildings insurance means it's going to cost me £50.What really makes me mad is that although he wasn't there last night,Nacho sleeps below that window ( I actually suspect he moves to the couch when I go to bed!) and it could have scared or even injured him.

I didn't want to post negative stuff today because with the Bloggerment and the Pokerstars Wccop raging last night ,the tables were buzzing.

Big thanks to Wolverine, GCox and Al Can't Hang for the Bloggerment pimpage.Obviously it helped that it started only 1 hour after the main Stars event.( and to think we nearly cancelled it this week) It was great to see 38 players turn out for the Bloggerment and even better to see so many US/Canadian playing.Every table seemed to have a good mix of nations and characters.The chat/trash talk seemed to flow easily enough too, as did the aggressive moves!

The good news for the UK/Europe is that after 30 Bloggerment games,the title stayed on these shores after Burnley Mik won heads up in the end against Bin-golfing.Congrats to BM and well done to all who took part for helping make it one of the best attended Bloggerments to date.

My own Bloggerment story came down to two main hands.I raised Rosie with A9 from the small blind,had to fold to her reraise on a Jack high ragged flop and then ran 99 into JJ.Game over in 20th position!

In the WCCOP Stars game I managed to build my stack to 32k before losing most of it when I semi-bluffed 77 and ran into K9 on a nine high flop.I hung around like a bad smell before finally going out in 337th place.

Burnley Mik was tearing up the tables and I railed him until he went out around 60th in the Wccop.I was also playing a $100 nl full ring table and left $20.No major hands to report but the cardrunners vids I have watched so far did give me the confidence to raise my aggression prefop, which seemed to work.

Ok,that's it for now.Thanks for reading...

Safety helmets on....

We're going to play conkers.Yes apparently all childeren taking part in this years Conker championships will have to wear a crash helmet for safety reasons.The dangers of playing with conkers can never be overestimated it seems.What a load of old crap.Everyone trying to cover their backsides in case they get sued.They have also banned kids from bringing their own conkers in case they've been doctored.When we used to play at school ( without helmet,goggles etc cos we were wild) half the fun was soaking it in vinegar and baking it in the oven to make it harder than concrete and ready for battle.

Apologies for jumping from something so trivial to the deaths of over 20000 people but the pictures from the earthquake in Asia are shocking and very very sad.Why can't there be one disaster fund in the world to deal with all these natural disasters rather than an individual appeal every time which then has to wait on money being collected and finally distributed while all the time people with real needs are having to wait and suffer? I just hope the aid arrives more quickly than was seen after the Tsunami and Katrina to give just two examples.

Ok another subject hop to last nights poker session which was fairly short at 45 minutes as Mark was coming up for our usual night of gaming.Pokerrooms .25nl was again the destination and a quick $22 was made mostly on the back of calling a $1 raise with 66 and hit my set.The original raiser said "nh" but it was a loose call and one made based on the sound theory that I hadn't hit a set all weekend and for a $1 I'd take a shot.Fairly sure he had AK and missed despite him leading out on the flop and turn.

Time to mention a fine new blog I've linked.http://meekspbr.blogspot.com/ is not actually written by a person but by a bankroll! Funny and well worth a look.

Mark then arrived and we played Ridge Racer and Virtua Tennis on my PSP until midnight when Mrs A came back from work.

Mrs A is about to try and quit smoking.I got her duty free allowance on the way back from Gran Canaria and she is on her last pack after smoking 30-40 per day since she was a teenager.( and I'm not going to mention that wasn't yesterday!). I bought her a book by Allen Carr called "Easy way to stop smoking" which has helped a few heavy smokers in my office quit so we'll see how it goes.I don't smoke during the day ( well one in the morning since I came back my hols) but I aint ready to give up my nightime smoke yet.Hey I hardly drink unless on holiday or a night out and we're all due some pleasures in life.Besides I fear my poker game may not be the same!

Arghhh.Just heard from my letting agency that the new window is going to cost £148!!! Maybe I'll see if he's happy just having it single glazed in the living room...

Couple of wee stories from The Herald diary column:

THE Ronnie Barker sketch about fork handles being confused for four candles struck a chord with Sandy Crawford of Cathcart. He feels his Glasgow accent may have been too difficult for the waiter in a cafe at Vancouver airport the other week. Sandy and his wife decided to share a tuna sandwich, so Sandy added at the end of his order "two plates please".The server disappeared before triumphantly returning with a handful of toothpicks.

Perhaps just missing the point slightly was the young girl outside Cineworld in Glasgow, looking at the film posters, and telling her pal: "I really enjoyed Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.""I preferred the book," said her pal."Did Johnny Depp play Willy Wonka in that, too?" asked the first girl.


Heres a cracker from Country star Chris Cagles website.The Herald diary wrote it up yesterday and the song suggestions were ideas sent in by readers. I feel kinda sorry for the poor guy but it does tickle my funny bone.....

To All My Loyal Music Fans:
"As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.
As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment is equally as strong. So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."
Chris Cagle

The Herald then suggest some new songs for him to record "My Son Calls Another Man Daddy" by Hank Williams. But Chris may also wish to record the country classics "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better" and the memorable "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here."


Here's another fine link to make you smile.Not for those offended by swearing or at work.Its a swearing xylophone. I particularly liked "Gies yer Jaicket" which demonstrates the many different phrases a Glasgow ned ( chav,thug etc) would steal your jacket. Go to http://www.limmy.com/ then "playthings"
for that and his other crazy stuff.

www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

Ok no more for today.What do you want for nothing? Rubber bisceeeeeeeeeeet!!